So this blog is greatly inspired by Hyperbole and a Half, meaning if I had never seen that blog I would have been all "why would I have a blog that sounds boring."
But that particular blog was all "BAM FUNNY" and I thought, "I have stupid childhood stories. I have the ability to be funny sometimes. I can sorta make a coherent sentence. All those other people on the internet are just people too! WHY NOT." and here we are. However now I'm starting to think "You know the other people on the internet are a lot funnier than you... and have better stories... and are better at coherent sentences..." but it's too late now so I'm stuck.
I have definitely been inspired by other things I have seen on the internet, The Oatmeal, Girls With Slingshots, Bug, XKCD, Chainsawsuit, and many others, but I do not feel that I'm copying them. If I was I would be a bitch, and I tend to not like bitchy people.
Okay so I am a bitch but in a different way, you know?
So here's my blog, here's my attempt at being funny, and here's to almost guaranteed failure.
Huzzah!
