Scamp and Stripe Go To Hell

The very first time we went to Hell was an accident.  You see, our powers as inter-dimensional time travelers were limited.  We could only go places that people told us to go.  We obviously got around this by telling people to tell us to go certain places, but sometimes we ended up in pretty shitty hang outs.  And that’s how we got to Hell.

One day, we were bored at school.  Well, it’s more like “everyday, we were bored at school.”  We decided we wanted to go on an adventure, and who better to ask than our good friend Sid.  We asked him where we should go, but he kept telling us to go away!  So we decided not to listen to that, and instead to continue asking.  After about 10 minutes of this, he got fed up with us (I don’t know how) and yelled “WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO TO HELL!?”  Because of how our powers worked, we did.

With the blink of an eye (we both always blink at the same time) we were there.  This was surprising considering neither of us believed in Hell.  So when we saw the Devil for the first time, we decided to tell him.

“This is total bullshit.” Raya said.

“Did we get transported to some fucking tourist trap town called Hell or something?” I said. 

“Probab-”

“WELCOME TO HELL!” the Devil roared.

“SHUT UP I WAS TALKING!” shouts Raya.

“HAVE SOME FUCKING MANNERS YOU DICK!” I yelled.

The Devil glared at us and snapped his fingers.  This caused his demons to pop up out of the ground and grab Raya and I.  The Devil declared “Bring them to the mines!” and the demons started to drag us away.

When we got to the mines, we decided that this was stupid.  We escaped the mines, and decided to enact our revenge.  “LETS BURN DOWN HIS HOUSE!” Raya shouted.  I agreed and we went to find the Devil’s house.  However, when we got there, there was a problem.

“Uhh Raya?”
“I see it.”

His house was already on fire.  Considering this was Hell, we really should have thought of that. 

“Let’s put out the fire!” Raya screamed.

We found the water hose they use to drown Nazis and dragged it over to his house.  We turned it on full blast and watched the flames die out like so many acting careers.  The Devil storms up and starts screaming things about how we need to respect other people’s property, but instead of listening, we steal two of his death ponies and fly around graffiting “S&S” on all of his stuff. 

He tried to hit us with fire blasts, but we dodged them.  Well, the ponies dodged them, we were busy.  Then I see a girl in the window of his house.  She’s screaming for help!  As Raya continues to chant “na na na boo boo” at the devil, I swoop down to save the fair maiden!

Then I find out she’s less “fair maiden” and more “holy shit I found the Devil’s girlfriend.” 

The Devil's girlfriend is such a slut I had to Paint those clothes on her.

“I only dated him because there are NO good guys in Hell!  I just wanna move out.  Can I come live with you?”
“Depends.  Are you good at laundry?  Cause you can clean my room and then I’ll let you live there.”
“The Devil doesn’t do his own laundry and I have to wash his boxers.”
“Then welcome aboard!”

We fly out the window and bump into Raya.  She’s noticed a gap in the ceiling of Hell.  “Fly for it!” she yells.  We do, and come out as the Devil screams curse words at us. 

We come out into a big open field, and see a sign “Welcome to Mississippi!”

“Makes sense.” Raya says.
“Let’s get the fuck out of Mississippi before someone sees us.” I say.

We fly back to school and park our ponies outside.  We walk up to Sage and Alex, who are talking about some movie or something.  A movie we’ve never seen.

“Well fuck you guys then.  Go to Hell.” Alex says.

And that’s when we realized we’d be making regular trips to Hell.